“olive oil is extremely dangerous to keep at room tempurature and causes cancer.” - My landlady (same person who told me rats cause breast cancer)
I wonder if cisguys have dreams about pregnancy..
Poopin’. Right now. Second one today, bitches.
i’m going to Tim and Eric edit: i mean I’m going to SEE.. well. okay. yeah
WOO making smoking buddies at school finally!
GUESS WHO JUST PUKED
“I love your ass, but you have cheese. (walks away)” - my bf Ok, even in context just.. What.?
I'm a little disgusted with myself, but watching...
my fave. professor called my hair “sassy” and someone else called it “fierce” I ENJOY THESE THINGS
so I just realized my suitcase was searched by TSA. hahaha my packer was just kind of. chillin’ in there. LULZ.
“What the fuck and now he’s all like, hunky-dory?”
I have a cute boy sleeping next to me.. And he’s got me pinned down, but eh, i’ll let him sleep. :)
Back to reality
I leave today to go back to Cali. It’s been an incredible break and I so wish it didn’t have to end.
doodlebutt: insipidrat: SNL’s weekend update had a kinda tasteless trans joke tonight :/ I was wondering what you would think of that. Like I get how it was supposed to be funny but it was a bit too mocking or something. Like haha this trans person was dumb no wonder they were discriminated against. bleh it’s just they used female pronouns when it was obviously a transman and the...
SNL’s weekend update had a kinda tasteless trans joke tonight :/
“if i were alive lik,e way longer ago, when all they ate was soup, I would eat so muc hbread and butter.” - Skyler
“these black cars, we call them gypsies. They are the worst drivers in the world. Worst.” - my cab driver
Just met someone that liked my drawing, turns out they posted a pic of my fursuit on their tumblr a bit ago!! Haha! CONNECTIONS.
A customized toy pony just went for about twice as much as my fursuit partial cost at the Bronycon auction. WAH
If you listen to 2 days ‘til tomorrow really loud you can hear some background vocals about 2:40 in that sound like they should be with the part of the song “A night spent right” which is way earlier and doesn’t really match up with the rest of the song at all. that probably sounds pretty nonsensical but I DUNNO HOW ELSE TO WORD IT, just like. telling myself. so I...
tonight 1. I got sprayed profusely with champagne 2. spilled champagne al over myself 3. champage 4. did one of my sister’s friends kiss mee? 5. no seriously, did that happen? 6. then she asked me flat-out if I was transgender 7. and talked about her penis envy 8. think there was some coke-doing at that party 9. I got bac k home! hooray
So this is a party. A real aprtya hhhh afksm xmovk”/$;adlp
AT THE PARTY WITH MY SIS
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